DFC #12

(a cheery warmfuzzy cartoon that you can't see)

"One, two, three, four - Mom bops Mailman on the floor. Five, six, seven, eight - Better pray that Daddy's late."Wes Flinn

Two bits, four bits, six bits, a dollar! Daddy's pokey into Mommy really makes her holler!EJ


"Rat shit, bat shit, dirty little twat. Sixety-nine assholes tied in a knot."D' Gothneck

"Alabaster, Stratocaster, cookies 'n' cream. My dad gave your dad a backdoor ream."anon

"Two, four, six, eight. Daddy, Daddy my period's late."Rishmawy

Yes, it is the rope Billy used to hang himself. But that was weeks ago. Get over it.Blake

One potato, two potato, three potato four! Billy's down on Main Street, pickin' up a whore!Mike

You're lucky, Dad! All the other Dads on the block PAY to watch me do this!zazu

After all these years, Daddy, you finally came up with an idea that *works* with that stupid round panel.Trism

1-2-3-4, Dad threw Mommy out the door! 5-6-7-8, And bashed her head against the gate!Magus

"77...78...79...Jeezus, Billy's right. Skipping this rope isn't half as fun as smoking it!"Andy Ihnatko

Rosemary, sage, thistle, and thyme. If you want your caption accepted, make it rhyme!Craig

5-4-3-2, Mommy's mouth is full of goo! 4-3-2-1 That means Daddy just got some!matt

"1,2,4,3! Home schooling worked for me!"Trism

Daddy! Look! Billy's lower intestine dried in the sun! Just like you said it would!Geoff Voigt

Look, Daddy, I can skip rope as fast as mommy could skip town!!The Unmasked Revenger

I'm still playin with that thing from last strip! Yipeeeeeee!David

One, two, three, four - Daddy's spunk is for his whore. Five, six, seven, eight - Mommy's twat can't satiate.anon

Step on a crack, break your mother's back! Step on a crack, break your mother's back!! . . .A. Nonnie Muss

We must, we must, we must increase our bust!David Lively

Tie me up, tie me down, throw me senseless on the ground!!!anon

Look, Dad -- I've been skipping rope and running for two weeks now, and I'm STILL gaining weight. I think you really did get me pregnant this time!El Vez

Jeffy read in Penthouse that this will make my boobies grow.anon

Momma's late...Dad's irate...Da mailman's gone and left the state...Bluto

"The roof, the roof, the roof is on fire..."Destoye

I didn't know they even made black leather jumpropes till I looked in Mommy's closet.Trism

Daddy! Look! I can jump rope with PJ's colon!Vhomitt

Damn, where's a good tapeworm joke when you need one?anon

I am skipping rope! Tra-la-la-la-la! Funny, huh?Pee

Jumpin', pumpin', humpin', bop - Mommy's done 'em all but Pop!anon

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