"It's the Cat's Ass!"*

A collection of DFC-related resources

The DysFAQ v2.2 (Aug 1999)
Caption Guidelines v2 (Apr 1999)
A loose set of guidelines to follow to get your captions accepted
Horselover Fat's Inside Guide to the DFC
An editor's opinions on what gets a caption accepted
The DFC Home Companion
Raven's great cross-referenced companion guide; also provides what will probably be a more updated list of other/fringe DFC resources out there
Gen. Sedgwick's DFC Stats
Statistics on caption acceptance rates, and other things I barely understand, even after he explained them to me two or three times

*A caption originally posted by Werehamster for #249, which we deleted, but I later decided I liked.