The Annotated DFC : Trippin my Nutsack in a Frenzy of Dik Play


The phrase "whoaaaaa im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play" was red astericked (and rightly so) in DFC #235. In the same cartoon, alanon entered the caption :

Bil just stared. "What in the hell does 'whoaaaaa im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play' mean anyway?" he thought.

[Contributions by the skyclad answer]


"Are you sure that Dr. Cuthbertson can cure Billy's Tirrets syndrome?" (in background) "whoaaaaa im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play!!! whoaaaaa im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play!!! [anon]

I don't understand these guy things -- just how serious IS a tripped nut sack? --Gen. Sedgwick


Let's see ... we put in soylent green, Barfy's intestines, Jeffy's hypno-hair, and a heaping frenzy of dik play. What else goes into a difficult zone pie, Mom? [Riff]

"Yep- that's all the non-Impossible Zone left. An' it's Billy's fault - all those goddamn 'dik play' remarks." [The Venerable One]

SETI says they've translated the signal! It says, "Whoa, man, I'm tripping my..." -- Bill


It's a nut sak garden. They should start tripping by the third week of spring. [agm]

Dad, NO! Stay down there. I don't care how good you are at it, I don't want to see you tripping anything into a frenzy of any kind of play! [the skyclad answer]

Mommy! You put "whoaaaaa im trippin my nut sack into a frenzy of dik play" on a triple word score! That's like, four hundred an' fifty points or somethin'! [Mr. Ben McClellan]

Kittycat is trippin' on catnip in a frenzy of brick play!! [Vice Pope Doug]

I'm drawin' a picture of Billy trippin' on his nut sak...but I'm stuck on how to draw a frenzy of dik play?!? [R.J.M.]

"No, I said that soon he'll be 'ripping this nuthatch in a frenzied display'. Why, what did you think I said?" [hangtownman]

Kittycat is trippin' on some catnip in the middle of kid play! [R.J.M.]

Barfy is rippin' up my napsack with the frisbee and bug spray... [R.J.M.]

I'm just trippin' on the bass back in a frenzy of fish play... [R.J.M.]

Are you flippin' your bun stack in an epicurean display? [TBone's House O' Screamin' Weasels!!]

Mr. and Mrs. Keane, I'm very glad to meet you. By the way, what is "dikplay" and why is Jeffy so interested in "tripping" his "nutsak" into it? [Pengie]

"... unfortunately, we snapped the picture in mid-nutsack-tripping-frenzy." [NME]

Whoa! That guy's flippin' his hatchback on our friends at Chick-Fil-A! [Namgubed the Merry Elf]

I don't know about you Dad. This deck play isn't getting me into a frenzy! [Joe Z]

The year was 1532. Before Galileo's famous De motu, a young Guillermo Keano drops different-sized cookie crumbs from the Leaning Tower of Pisa, demonstrating that the velocity of a falling object is independent of the object's mass. Moments later, he fatally tripped his nutsack, and so the discovery remained unknown for over 50 years. [Heath]

"To trip, or not to trip in a nutsack in a frenzy of Dik play. That is the question. Whether 'tis good on you mate, or held in by poop..." - William Keane the Second in the smash broadway hit, "Dfc does Shakeaspeare". [Mokohki-chan]

"Frood on you, mate! Poop holds the vacuum wher it is! Whooooooa I'm trippin my nutsak in a frenzy of Uncle Roy's dik play! Hey! You've only got one breast! Look out! Javelins! YAHHHHHHHH!" Dolly Keane. Once a child star, now a mindless vegetable. Just one more lost soul who fell over the edge...into the Difficult Zone. [Pete]

Now there's a taste that says, "whoa, I'm dipping my nut snack into a fancier thick glaze!" [Namgubed the Merry Elf]

Okay, everyone give a hand to Agnes Crabtree who won the "I Want to Appear in the Difficult Zone" contest with the correct answers of Marfan and Vice Pope Doug! For those of you playing at home, the DZs in this panel: (a)Jeffy uses his Hypno-Hair on Agnes; (b)PJ offers her the chance to pull his finger; (c)Dolly enters with "Extreme Shopping!!! SURGE!!!; (d)Billy pulls off a double by trippin his nutsak while using poop to remain wher he is; (e)while Thel gives a rousing Food on you, plate!; (f) the cart is full of Soylent Green and Psychic Ferns; and finally (g) Bill and Roy stayed at home to do drugs and sodomize young boys!!! Again, thank you Agnes! Everyone at the DFC hopes to see you again soon! [Elbow (who think that there ain't a chance in Hell this will make it to green.)]


"Me gustas del Soylent Verde!" "Trippo mi tuercasaco en un frenesi del juego del dick!" In Mexico, nothing's Impossible! Watch El Rojo Zone on Univision! [Heath [thanks to Altavista!]]

I am NOT gonna pay a lot for this muffler!" "I'm keepin' the circle wher it is" "Heeeeeyyyyyy Macarena!" "NO SOUP FOR YOU!" "Where the fuck is my deli tray?" "I've replaced my brain with folgers crystals!" "Well, kiss my grits!" "Where the Hell are the Singing Cats?" "One to Beam up!" "Whoa! I'm trippin on a.." It was a sad day for the FC, when Jeffy finally broke down into a string of meaningless one liners.

-- Memoirs, Dolly Shultz-Keene [Terminus (With a little help from eveyone)]



DFC #433
"He's having a grand mal frénésie de jeu de dik! Somebody get a pencil under his tongue!" [Pete]


DFC #442
Well, he's in a frenzy, alright, Thel thought, but a frenzy of what? --Helder


DFC #447
Whoa! I'm trippin' my ... Oh wait a minute. That was just a sugar rush. --Judgement Night


DFC #448
"Who rolls downstairs (collecting on dares), and makes a gurgle-y sound? On crack, on crack, he trips his nutsak! Everyone knows he's stinky!" --Heath


DFC #449
Keane, B. (1917- ) Tryptich by Nut Hack with a Frenzy of Chick Play. On loan from the Guggenheim. --Gen. Sedgwick