You know, it might be a cli- che, but I'm not bad, I'm just drawn that way.
-- Dolly, speaking in haiku, Open Mike Night [Magus]
"I did not break it. Blame it on the ghost 'Not Me'. I am innocent."
"Standing in the dirt / your shoes will fill up with mud / I will laugh at you.
Haiku!" [Westur the Unspeakable]
"I block Kitty's sun / Dolly tries to tell Mother / Her blood warms the cat."
-- P.J. Keane: A Biography in Haiku [Crazy Climber]
"My secret salute / Kittycat's excited grin / The first to go: Sam."
-- P.J. Keane: A Biography in Haiku, p. 27 [Crazy Climber]
"Billy's jaw drops slack / Crumbs tumble from his red lips / Bil and Roy at it"
-- DFC Haiku #66 [Crazy Climber]
"Laughing's not easy/ When you've stared into the void/ And Bil Keane stares back."
-- Haiku [The 13th Angel (Savagely plundering the yellow zone)]
We sit high on chair/ Thel becomes angry with us/ Pull my finger now
The bread attracts them // Come to me little birdies // And pull my finger
"Shop-ping re-min-der. Ce-re-al tea soap ice cream. Coo-kies plas-tic sol-
It is a sad day/ When you look down at your shoe/ and find your career
Dishes are dirty/ Housework is bondage mommy/ I think Jeffy's dead
"Running on all fours / My stomach lusts for child flesh / What have I become?"
|A spray of Bactine/A self-[HAIKU SERVER LOCKED/TRY AGAIN LATER] --the negroes in the forest are brightly feathered|
Elephant cookie / is halfway to his damn mouth / Joy! I take the shot